Pretty simple, and funny idea, but how do you make it work?  It was a lot easier than I thought.  The first idea was to use a proxy, and route all traffic from the office through the proxy.  That seemed less than ideal — if the proxy went down, so would everyones web access.  Orders would stop shipping, buyers would stop buying, and I would be in a lot of trouble.  There had to be a less risky way to do it.  Well, our images (all static content I guess) are hosted on content.backcountry.com.  Limited to a single domain, eh?  We have an internal DNS, so if we could get content.backcountry.com to just be a proxy, changing only a few images, we could just update the dns to use the proxy.  Brilliant!

I started up an EC2 instance of Ubuntu, installed squid, and started configuring it.  I followed relatively the same pattern as the Upside-Down-Ternet, using a redirector.  In all, these are the configs I changed/used in /etc/squid/squid.conf:

redirect_children 20
http_access2 allow all
http_port 80 accel defaultsite=content.backcountry.com vport=80
cache_peer content.backcountry.com parent 80 0 no-query originserver

where content.backcountry.com is the origin server (what to proxy), and /tmp/test.pl is the redirector.  Without the redirector, this would be a completely transparent proxy to static content.  Now, the redirector code:

#!/usr/bin/perl
 
$|=1;
 
@images = (
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2131.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2132.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2133.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2135.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2129.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2134.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2130.jpg',
  'http://www.backcountrycorp.com/images/newsletter/2231.jpg',
);
 
while (<>) {
  my $tmp = $_;
  if ($tmp =~ /images\/items\/medium/) {
    print $images[int rand(scalar @images )] . "\n";
  }
  else {
    print $tmp;
  }
}

Restart squid, and done! Now just test it by updating your /etc/hosts to add the ip of the proxy and content.backcountry.com. Behold, the result:

Jill looks good, doesn't she?

I ended up not doing it. I really didn’t feel it was worth losing my job by messing up. If I could have found a better way to do it than updating the DNS, even the internal one, I would have done it. But it was just too risky at my company. Oh well, now you all know how to do it